If you're tired of tea, then you're tired of life.

We're all Mad Here.

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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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me:
I AM A STRONG BLACK WOMAN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN
real life friends:
...the fuck you smoking
parents:
but sweetheart you're white
tumblr friends:
BBY DATS RIGHT U GO TYRONE U GO

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hannah-gets-fit: This was so yummy! “Chicken” & Rice Bowl 1 cup of broccoli 1 cup of baby carrots 1 cup of minute rice Morning Star “chicken” patty I can’t believe it’s not butter (spray) lemon pepper  Chop your veggies any way you’d like then steam them. Sprinkle a pinch of lemon pepper across the veggies. Cook the rice, and while it is hot spray the butter on it (as much as you think it needs, add to taste) and mix in just a small dash of lemon pepper. Add salt and pepper if needed. Cook your “chicken” patty and cut it into small squares. Stir together and enjoy! This is a very quick and easy meal!

hannah-gets-fit:

This was so yummy!

“Chicken” & Rice Bowl

  • 1 cup of broccoli
  • 1 cup of baby carrots
  • 1 cup of minute rice
  • Morning Star “chicken” patty
  • I can’t believe it’s not butter (spray)
  • lemon pepper 

Chop your veggies any way you’d like then steam them. Sprinkle a pinch of lemon pepper across the veggies. Cook the rice, and while it is hot spray the butter on it (as much as you think it needs, add to taste) and mix in just a small dash of lemon pepper. Add salt and pepper if needed. Cook your “chicken” patty and cut it into small squares. Stir together and enjoy! This is a very quick and easy meal!

(via soon2befit)